I'm Son Goku, seeker of the phantom sutra. I am headed for distant India!
This is my companion, Cho Hakkai. Oink, oink!
Sha Gojo. Be quiet! Purun!
My Master! Gan-dara!
My horse! Gee, thanks! Where's Kouda?
COW She's the right person for the right job!
If you look up at the sparkling lights of the sky...
Will your overflowing tears start sparkling too?
I want to see you with a sparkling smile on my face
Let's leave yesterday behind
When did I start looking down all the time?
I had no time to see the different colors of the seasons
Every time I take a deep breath, the wind blows through my heart
Come on, let's spread our arms
If we all dream a big, sparkling dream...
Will all the time we spent worrying disappear?
I want to get there with sparkling eyes
To reach that faraway future
GIRL'S HIGH
YAMASAKI GIRLS' ACADEMY FUJI ANNUAL FIELD DAY
What the hell? Did you say Eriko's not here yet?
Is she out of her mind?
I mean, Field Day is about to start!
There's a chance she's just going to bail. You know, she's horrible at sports...
Oh, boy, I'm late! I'm late!
Super-lame! How can you wear your skirt under your gym shirt?
Eriko, you didn't come to school like that, did you?
Sure I did, because changing is such a pain in the butt.
Yo, Eriko! Your undies are sticking out!
Whoa! You're right! Talk about embarrassing!
What's up with this school anyway? Making us wear bloomers in this day and age!
I guess you have a point there.
At other schools, you get to wear short pants!
Just look at me, guys!
I've taken these behind-the-times bloomers and turned them stylish!
Behold the Bloomers With Super-loose Style!
Uh, actually those are just as lame.
Really, now! I can see you transfer students don't have a clue about how to dress!
Just take a look at me! On the bleeding edge of fashion...
...the wardrobe of Akari Kouda!
Kouda! Your sense of style is the lamest of all...duh!
Just ignore that idiot Kouda... let's try to have a good Field Day.
Yeah, you're right. Let's go, let's go.
Now, now, you guys...
You don't have to turn away just because you're so dazzled by the sight of me!
HOORAY! WE STILL WEAR BLOOMERS AT SAKIJO!
Man, it's hot!
These school jackets are freakin' heavy. I'm burning up wearing this!
But anyway, why the heck do I have to be in the Cheering Squad?
Hey, can't one of you guys switch with me?
Don't be like that, it can't be helped!
Because you're such a terrible athlete, Eriko.
What else can you do but the Cheering Squad? Nothing!
Well, that's true, but still... it's so hot I just can't stand it!
Hey! You girls!
Huh? Idol Odagiri?
What's with all the slacking here?
Can't you act a little more motivated?
But the thing is, it's such a pain in the butt, and...
In this day and age, only grammar school kids would get excited about Field Day!
That's right, that's right.
Excuse me...
Hahaha! Mr. Odagiri...looks like the White Team has zero motivation!
Ugh, it's the P.E. Teacher for the class next door...Macho Matsuo.
Oh, the one who always gets pumped up over anything that has to do with sports?
Huh? What's that I hear?
Did you just call me the Wandering Adonis of Physical Education?
We said no such thing! Not a word!
Isn't there even one decent teacher in this whole damn school? Jesus!
Oh, dear...
Hey...Mr. Odagiri...
If you offered us some kind of reward for winning, I think...
...we might find a little motivation.
Huh? What? What do you mean?
She's right, Mr. Odagiri.
We just want to be rewarded, you see!
Well, uh...um...
All right, then! In that case, I don't mind giving it some thought.
Hey, everybody!
Odagiri says he'll take us all out for barbecue if we win this thing!
Yay! Wow! Awesome!
Huh? Treat the whole class to barbecue? Me?
Banzai! Banzai!
Well, you idiots are making a commotion again, I see.
Getting so worked up over a trifle like barbecue!
This is precisely why I detest poor people!
So lame...
Mari Saionji!
Hey, who's that girl?
1st year, Pine Class, Mari Saionji.
She and Kouda have been rivals since middle school.
She's always competing with Kouda.
But anyway, it's not going to matter, because the Red Team is...
...going to win anyway!
What the...
I mean, since they're friends of yours, Kouda, they all look super-klutzy.
Piece of cake...an easy victory for us, wouldn't you say?
Hey, did you hear that? She called you klutzy, Yuma!
She was talking about YOU!
Oh, well, I wish you the best of luck!
Virgin Corps!
Jeez, who does she think she is?
She's a total bitch! Jeez, who does she think she is?
Now we've got to win no matter what!
Right, Kouda?
Damn you, Mari Saionji! Just you wait!
We're going to win today no matter what and smash your flat little nose...
...back into your face!
Let's defeat the Red Team and Mari Saionji! Our goal is victory for the White Team!
Right!
And now, we shall begin Field Day for the Yamasaki Girls' School...
...Middle School and High School Teams.
Listen to me, Ogawa!
You'll run in the 50-meter dash and you'll come in first no matter what it takes!
Right! I'll do my best. Okay?
Wow, I didn't know Ogawa could run fast. I never would've guessed.
No, I'm pretty sure that isn't the case...
What's this?
"RUNFAST" Energy Drink
On your marks... "RUNFAST" Energy Drink
Amazing! Taking a huge lead... 1st year, Bamboo Class, Ogawa!
She's first by a gigantic margin!
Next event...The Ball-Toss Contest!
What do you think you're doing, Himeji? You've got to put more effort into it!
You're a pro at handling balls, right?
Hey, hold on! Kouda! Stop talking like that, people will get ideas, for God's sake!
Come on, we're gonna get more...ow!
Oh, my, I'm so sorry, Kouda. It just slipped out of my hand, see...
Dammit, you did that on purpose, didn't you? Mari Saionji!
What if I did?
Ow!
Oh, my, I'm so sorry. It just slipped out of my hand!
I'll get you for that, Akari Kouda!
They're competing in a totally different event now, huh?
Just let them get it out of their systems.
Ayano!
Huh?
Shimotakatani!
So you did come after all!
You've made me very happy!
Well, you sent me this "Please look at lovely me and I'll give you a heart attack!"
So how could I not come?
I just thought I could do well, knowing you were watching, Shimotakatani!
Don't worry. I'll always be watching over you, Ayano.
No matter what happens...
Ayano...
Shimotakatani...
Just seeing you two carry on like that makes me wanna gag! Damn you!
Now, now, Yuma, I know where you're coming from, but just ignore them, okay?
Don't waste your energy on stuff like that... it'll affect your performance.
Huh?
What's wrong? Eriko?
I don't know, I thought I just heard a camera clicking.
Wasn't it just your imagination?
Oh... Wasn't it just your imagination?
You think so?
Next event, Banana-eating Race!
Hurray, hurray...A-YA-NO!
That's right, that's right! Just rip that thing to shreds!
Whoa! Shimotakatani's got blood spurting from his nose!
Oh, man, how filthy is that?
He's in the way, so let's carry him off somewhere.
Next event, Calvary Game!
All right! We're going to give it our all! Ogawa!
Roger!
You two look like real-life mother and daughter like that, Himeji and Ogawa.
Like a daughter in grammar school with her mom!
Hey, you! Who looks like a mom, huh?
Now, now...don't mind her!
Himeji, good luck, okay?
Huh? Oh, thanks. Himeji, good luck, okay?
Say your prayers!
Huh?
But why the heck is everybody running away from us?
Kouda! This woman drags down all men...
Kouda!
...so your own love lives will suffer!
Aren't you glad we got first place, Hime?
Sorry, but I have mixed emotions about this.
RED TEAM - WHITE TEAM Oh, man. We're losing to the Red Team.
Our chances for barbecue look pretty slim now...
What are you talking about, Eriko?
It's still only the first half! The battle has only just begun!
Kouda, are you dressing up again?
Oh, yeah, this is my costume for the Club vs. Club Relay Race!
Hey, Ogawa...come to think of it, what club does Kouda belong to again?
Um, she's in the Drama Club!
Whoa! What a dork!
What kind of costume is that? How retarded!
It's the perfect costume for you!
You're so pandering to the opposite sex with that maid costume of yours!
At least it's better than being a sun!
Ow!
And what club does Saionji belong to?
Um, she's in the Cosplay Society!
Well, she and Kouda are alike that way... always wanting to stand out.
Since we've got our big scorer Yuma, we might be able to stage a comeback...
...in the 2nd half.
Huh? Where is Yuma, anyway?
Come to think of it, I haven't seen her for a while.
I wonder where she went?
Hey, Yuma!
Good timing! We were just talking about you, Yuma!
I...I'm in so much pain...
Yuma?
Yuma!
Yuma, are you all right?
Yuma!
What? Your period?
Oh, is that all? You looked like you were really suffering, so I thought...
...you might be sick!
Sorry...sorry. I got the damn thing all of a sudden, I totally had my guard down.
Never mind, just try to rest. It looks like you're not over the worst yet.
But still, this is a problem, you know.
What are we gonna do about the events you were supposed to compete...
Here! Say ah!
Ahh!
Is it good, Shimotakatani?
It's really delicious, Ayano!
Shimotakatani...
Ayano!
The White Team is facing a big crisis now! You self-absorbed idiots, you!
For chrissake! Those two!
Come on, Nao. Say ah!
What's the matter, Nao? Didn't you like fried egg?
I don't want fried egg... I'd rather eat you, Sayaka.
Oh, you! You say such silly things, Nao!
It's not even the afternoon yet.
That must be the Takarazuka couple... Mouri and Koshiba.
You've got to hand it to them... they don't give you room to butt in.
Really, there seem to be a lot of weird people in our class!
I don't know about that, but looks like there's only 7 more events in the 2nd half.
Yuma was supposed to be in 4 of them.
We need someone to take her place.
I'll be busy all afternoon.
And I'm going to be on duty in the infirmary, so I can't.
I'm supposed to be in the same events as Yuma.
And I've got the Club vs. Club Relay Race.
So the only one who's not going to be busy is...
Huh?
Me?
On your marks...
Ow! Ow! Ow!
I guess it was too much to ask of Eriko after all...
I'm sorry, you guys. I was a total bust!
That's all right, Eriko. Don't worry about it!
The truth is, we didn't expect you to win at all.
That's right! I think you did a good job for you, Eri.
I'm going to get some water.
N-no!
P-p-p-pervert!
Oh, no! Joker!
Huh?
That wasn't Eri just now, was it?
She can run pretty fast if she really wants to!
You saw a pervert?
I hear a lot of camera voyeurs are targeting schoolgirls these days.
All right, we're on it, Takahashi.
We're going to take of this, so don't worry. You can rest easy.
Indeed! With these massive biceps of mine...
...I can easily subdue a pervert or two!
I wonder if it's really okay to leave it to this moron?
Ayano...
Even in your photo, you look adorable. You must be my angel after all!
Ayano.
We found you, you Peeping Tom.
Would you mind coming with us?
Huh? Uh...but I...
Let's go!
But I'm innocent!
Save me! Ayano!
Listen, have any of you seen Shimotakatani?
No, I haven't seen him.
Hey, Yuma! Welcome back. Are you feeling well enough to be up?
Yeah, I think I'll make it.
They gave me some aspirin in the infirmary, so I'm feeling a lot better.
Anyway, what's the next event?
I think it's the Giant Ball Rolling Contest.
The Red Team's still got an edge over us.
So we need to start getting some points now, or we're not gonna be able to win.
That means that the decisive battle will be this next event.
Mari Saionji, we'll go head-to-head at last. I won't go down to you!
I wouldn't have it any other way, Akari Kouda. Just bring it on!
Kouda, hang in there!
Let's go for an upset victory here!
The Giant Ball Rolling Contest is about to begin now!
Ready?
Hey! You two there! Please roll the ball! The ball, please!
Stupid and still a virgin! How lame is that?
You cheap chick!
Athlete's foot!
Outie!
Short legs!
Fatass! Short legs!
They're headed our way!
That idiot! What's she doing? They're headed our way!
What in the world is happening to Kouda from the White Team?
She's suddenly lost speed!
This is it! Victory is mine now!
Saionji of the Red Team has just bailed! Kouda has staged a comeback victory!
Piece of cake!
Yay!
Good one, Kouda!
That's what you call a win by strategy!
Next is the last event of the day, Eriko.
Last one, huh? We'd better give it our best shot.
So, Eriko, what event is this?
The inter-class relay?
Well, I only raised my hand because I thought I should...
...at least be in the last event, so I have no idea what kind of event it is!
What the heck?
It's called "Together With the Teachers!"
Together With the Teachers?
The most fitting event to close Field Day...
This is a heart-warming 3-legged race pairing students with their teachers.
Ah! The beauty of love between master and pupil!
It says.
What are they talking about?
Why is it the fitting event? What are they talking about?
This is terrible.
Why is this happening to me?
Come on, we've got a lead, so all you have to do is finish the race and we'll win!
And besides, it may be a 3-legged race...
...but there's a chance you'll get a female teacher!
Well, that's true, but...
Dear God, Dear Buddha, Dear Shakyamuni!
Please, please, just give me a female teacher to pair up with!
Hey! Number 5, huh?
That voice!
It's Idol Odagiri!
So I'm pairing up with you, Takahashi. Let's do our best.
Excuse me, but why are you wearing shorts? You had sweats on!
Well, it's too hot to run in sweats, you know.
I even have to get tied to his bare leg, for God's sake?
We're set.
Mr. Odagiri, please don't get so close to me.
Don't be unreasonable. We can't run unless we're close to each other!
Ugh, his leg hairs are scraping against me! Gross!
Now, now, Takahashi. Let's give it our best shot together!
If you just finish the race, we can hold onto our lead and win!
Eriko! We're counting on you!
Eriko! Barbecue, remember? Barbecue!
On your marks...
Listen, Takahashi...from the right foot. One, two, one, two, got that?
Yeah.
His leg hairs...his leg hairs...
This is so gross! Just let this be over soon!
Set...
Augh! I started off on the wrong foot!
Look out, Takahashi!
Eriko!
Ah...ah...AUGH!
Red Team - White Team
Even though I did beat Saionji...
...what does it matter if the White Team lost?
Sorry to say it, but...
I feel like I won the battle, but lost the war.
Oh well, we didn't get to go for barbecue...
...but at least Odagiri was nice enough to buy us ice cream.
That Idol Odagiri! If he thinks he can just cancel out that act of sexual harassment...
...with a single popsicle, then he's making a huge mistake!
Hey, come to think of it, where'd Eriko run off to?
Oh, yeah, she said she was stopping by a department store or something.
What?
You want underwear that won't embarrass you even if your bloomers fall down?
Yes!
You and I may overdo it sometimes, but crying when you want to cry is all right
I can be confident for no reason It's okay, 'cos I'm included in your life
Nobody told me that's how I should feel...
What did I do, acting on my own
My heart may understand, but my heart won't let me do it
Because I'm not running at the same speed as everyone else
As long as we're deceived by "the right way to be happy"...
...or the meaning of the word "ready-made", we'll never be together
You and I may overdo it sometimes, but crying when you want to cry is all right
I can be confident for no reason It's okay, 'cos I'm included in your life
1st year, Bamboo Class
'The Reality of "Y" Girls' Academy "F" High School!' This is about us, isn't it?
Whoa! That pervert must have sent these photos in!
Huh? Let me see!
HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS MORON CORPS
M-Moron Corps...
Next Episode
Hello, audience! I'm Akari Kouda, future movie star!
It's the height of summer, however our pool has chosen this crucial time to break.
Kouda, I hear some nearby middle school is going to let us use their pool.
If one pool turns us down, another pool will accept us.
I guess there's still hope for this world! From one pool to another...
I'll wow them with my swimsuit and be the star of the locker room!
Next episode of Girl's High: Swimsuits, a Beautiful Girl, and a Macho Teacher
Huh? That's the girl I met this morning!